Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. |
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. |
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. |
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the DMV. |
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything. |
European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches. |
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. |
Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer. |
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. |
Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud |
For many years the National Pretend Speed Limit was fifty-five miles per hour (metric equivalent: 378 kilograms per hectare.) |
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. |
Genes are little items that are found in every living thing except Sen. Alfonse D'Amato. |
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. |
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks |