259 ordspråk av Dave Barry

Dave Barry

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Dave Barry föddes den 3 juli 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Mode

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

Fiske

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

Fotboll

I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Future, and some day, when my generation retires, they will have to pay us trillions of dollars in social security

Generationer

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

Golf

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

Lov

While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.

Internet

What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo

Internet

The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other...

Internet

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Uppfinningar

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.

Journalistik

We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about any wacky thing they tell us, especially if it involves outer space.

Journalistik

Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages

Språk

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate

Möte

We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it

Nationer

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