259 ordspråk av Dave Barry

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Dave Barry föddes den 3 juli 1947 - best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.
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 One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet

 People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

 Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

 Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

 The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

 The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

 The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base.

 The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other...

 The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

 The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

 The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

 The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste?

 The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
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 The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

 Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.


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