The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. |
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. |
This is not a tough job. You read a script. If you like the part and the money is O.K., you do it. Then you remember your lines. You show up on time. You do what the director tells you to do. When you finish, you rest and then go on to the next part. That's it. |
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel. |
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat |
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. |
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. |
Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type |
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. |
You're only has good as your last haircut. |
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try. |
Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word ''collectible'' as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success. |