Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met. |
Polite conversation is rarely either. |
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk. |
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. |
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. |
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. |
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set. |
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special. |
Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds. |
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. |
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. |
The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat. |
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive. |
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you |
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. |