Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. |
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. |
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things |
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things |
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. |
Electricity is really just organized lightning. |
Everything beeps now |
Excuse me, officer, but would you mind bringing the wreckage a little closer this way? My wife can't see |
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity |
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity |
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. |
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? |
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? |
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? |
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac |