The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept |
The status quo sucks. |
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. |
The word bipartisan means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out |
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. |
There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting |
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. |
They call it the 'American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it. |
Think about it, |
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. |
Think off-center. |
we get what we deserve. They are our elected officials. |
We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket |
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. |
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? |