161 ordspråk av George Carlin
George Carlin
 Rich White Men Don't Care About Poor Black People |
| Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. |
| Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ... |
| Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big. |
| Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. |
| The bigger they are, the worse they smell |
| The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity |
| The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. |
| The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live |
| The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is |
| The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...
...and you finish off as an orgasm. |
| The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...
...and you finish off as an orgasm. |
| The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election |
| The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music |
| The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. |
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