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Jay Leno föddes den 28 april 1950
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 Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.

 Politics is just show business for ugly people

 President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to spend time away from Washington. Or at least that's what Dick Cheney told him.

 The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

 The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

 The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for
John Kerry You can understand why - with two positions on every
issue, he has twice as many people mad at him.

 The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

 They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and his second wife, his current wife, is worth around $700 million. So when John Kerry says he's going after the wealthy in this country, he's not just talking. He's doing it!

 Today President Bush ordered an investigation into whether it is appropriate to have civilians with no experience running a Navy sub. Hey, how about an investigation into whether it's appropriate to have a civilian with no experience running the country?

 Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.

 Twenty-one years ago today Saddam Hussein was first elected president of Iraq and he has been re-elected ever since. Apparently they have the same electoral process we do, you don't need the popular vote to win.

 You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

 (The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.

 [Also today, we're watching to see whether there's any truth to this rumor that Laura Bush and Teresa Heinz Kerry have secretly become friends. The first lady, who first met her wannabe successor after last week's debate, says she thinks the two have a lot in common.] We even chose the same color suits to wear for that night, ... The Tonight Show.

 [On] other shows where people do hidden camera, it's mean and nasty or they're frightening the people or intimidating them, ... Howie doesn't do that. He very gently makes suggestions and you see that people want to please Howie.


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