Th' first one t' ketch a circus in a lie is a boy |
Th' only way t' entertain some folks is t' listen t' 'em. |
The chronic grumbler is a church social compared to the feller that agrees with everything you say |
The election isn't very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street |
The feller that brags about how cheap he heats his home always sees the first robin |
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. |
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. |
The hardest thing to stop is a temporary chairman |
The height of ability consists in a thorough knowledge of the real value of things, and of the genius of the age in which we live. |
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag |
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded |
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. |
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. |
The woman that tries t' keep up with the' procession don't see near as much as her husband who stands on the' curb |
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son |