We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate |
When some fellows decide to retire nobody knows the difference |
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. |
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper |
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday? |
Why doesn't the fellow who says "I'm no speechmaker" let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? |
Why they call a feller that keeps losin' all the time a good sport gits me |
You kin never tell what a woman or a country jury is goin' to do |
You won't skid if you stay in a rut. |
Young Lafe Bud says he always hates t' get his hair cut cause it makes his hat look so old |