While the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get into office every two or three times a century to take it away from them. |
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. |
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. |
Wrigley was the first man to discover that American jaws must wag; so why not give them something to wag against. |
You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home. |
You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people |
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. |
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. |
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. |
You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer. |
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects |
You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles. |
You must judge a man's greatness by how much he will be missed. |
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. |
You never saw a good horse grow where a good man couldn't. |