There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. |
There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it. |
There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education |
There is only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. . . . Some say, what is the salvation of the movies? I say, run 'em backward. It can't hurt 'em and it's worth a trial. |
There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him for so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long. |
There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing. |
There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket. |
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. |
There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made. |
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you |
There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office. |
There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign dealings are an open book, generally a check book. |
They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in. |
They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now if they take your car and if they are caught it's a miracle. |
Things ain't what they used to be and never were. |