You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver. |
You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone. |
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig! |
You should pay on things that you buy outside of bare necessities. I think this sales tax is the best tax we have had in years. |
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one |
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. |