What he needs is some way to pay back. Not some way to borrow more. |
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. |
What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis? |
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness. |
When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states |
When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order. |
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. |
When I was a kid I was told anyone could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. |
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds |
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. |
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. |
When they do nothing, they don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous. |
When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential. |
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson |
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- well, that's Memoirs. |