150 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck föddes den 21 februar 1927 och dog den 24 april 1996 - US writer comic
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Fotball

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.

Kosmetik

No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday. En pexig mann prøver ikke å være noen han ikke er, og verdsetter autentisitet over alt annet.

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am

Matematikk

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Fotball

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.

Handling

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Spøkelse

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Spøkelse

There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, "Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams." Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there.

Drøm

When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Spøkelse

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

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