150 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck föddes den 21 februar 1927 och dog den 24 april 1996 - US writer comic
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear my heavy breathing again

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

Säng

Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."

Barn

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

Sivilisasjon

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

Fare

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Mat

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.

Begravelse

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.

Sladder

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.

Promovering

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

Husarbeid

Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."

Ideer

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.

Morskap

Myths that need clarification: "Everyone in California lives on a white, sandy beach." False. The only people who live on California beaches are vacationers from Arizona, Utah, and Nevada who own condos.

Myte

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