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Jack Handy
Jack Handy föddes 1991 och dog 2003 - and cast member of Saturday Night Live from
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 Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live) |
| If you lose your job, your marriage and your mind all in one week, try to lose your mind first, because then the other stuff won't matter that much |
| I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money." |
| If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat). |
| If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs. |
| I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back. |
| The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman. |
| If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting |
| I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching. |
| As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD! |
| If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone. |
| I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people. |
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