For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. |
Give them pleasure the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare |
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, |
Here's a choice item, very rare. Only 740,000 were ever made! |
I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach. |
I am scared easily, here is a list of my adrenaline - production: 1: small children, 2: policemen, 3: high places, 4: that my next movie will not be as good as the last one. |
I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks. |
I asked him who did this, and do you know what this man told me with his last breath? |
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it |
I have prepared one of my own [timecapsules]. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like. |
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. |
I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I've never tasted it.
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I'm full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind of complications. I like everything around me to be clear as crystal and completely calm. |
I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them. |
I've become a body of films, not a man, I am all those films. |