Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work. |
Stay out of jail |
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs. |
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs. |
Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it. |
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. |
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house. |
that I am equipped with what other people have called a fiendish sense of humor. |
The best actor is the man who can do nothing extremely well. |
The Honeymooners. |
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say. |
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. |
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. |
The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture |
The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them. |