20 lashes with a wet noodle. |
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love |
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership. |
Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how it feels about dogs |
At every party there are two kinds of people -- those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. |
Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home through an alley. |
Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky. Class has nothing to do with money. Class never runs scared. It is self-discipline and self-knowledge. It's the sure footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. |
Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. |
Difficulty, my brethren, is the nurse of greatness -a harsh nurse, who roughly rocks her foster-children into strength and athletic proportion. |
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. |
Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting words of all; This, too, shall pass. |
Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head |
Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head |
I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck. |
I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous. |