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"I don't want to pull over right now, but I just downed an Arizona Ice Tea and I'm starting to look for the next closest rest stop."--On Settling down with a girl. |
A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. |
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A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood |
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A man should kiss his wife's navel every day |
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