If he'd gotten a good bite I'd have been on my way to the hospital. |
Most movie spin-offs from TV series are doomed to failure because each episode of a series is simply an anecdote, whereas a movie should at least be a short novel - and you can't make a novel out of an anecdote. |
To get on TV these days you need to be a young, attractive, lively thing who looks good in front of the camera - never mind if you can't string a proper sentence together. |
When I pulled it out he spun around and bit me and I let go of him real fast. |