[to moe on the phone] Hi. I'm looking for a man first name hugh last name jass. [moe: ok as anyone seen a Hugh Jass? hello I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!] |
A burp is not an answer |
All I have left of the tree is that lemon shaped rock. Wait a minute......there's a lemon behind that rock!! |
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy |
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. |
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. |
Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing. |
Don't have a cow, man. |
Garlic gum is not funny |
Hi, I'm looking for Amanda... Amanda Hug N Kiss. |
I am not a 32 year old woman |
I am not a dentist |
I am not a lean mean spitting machine |
I am not a licensed hairstylist |
I am not certified to remove asbestos |