'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key? |
"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson |
"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" {while speaking on the phone} |
(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!" |
[at prof. Frink's yard sale]Three dollars and it only transports matter?! |
[Referring to why the ghost town is built so far away] Because they're stupid! That's why everybody does anything |
Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! |
Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. |
Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg. |
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. |
Ban the Ban Rally. |
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! |
Being popular is the most important thing in the world! |
Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway. |
do i have to do anything |