A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election |
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. |
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. |
About five years ago, we had five teams in the 'A' division, but it dwindled down to two in the spring and just one for this season, ... In the past, we have mixed together divisions because of the number of teams, but if we forced it together (this season, Budweiser Select) may not get to play a single game. |
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. |
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. |
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. |
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. |
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. |
I hope no one thinks of me like that. I'm just a normal guy. |
I really doubt they'll need me. They should have enough people. It all depends on numbers. If they have enough, then us older guys won't have to go. |
I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant. |
I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant. |
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. |
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. |