The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. |
The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine |
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas |
They may still work their way out on their own. |
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. |
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. |
We've found some things that are suspicious in nature, and we're going to err on the side of caution, |
When a fellow you knew in school attains some lofty public office, you're glad for his sake - but somewhat apprehensive for the future of the country |
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. |