43 ordspråk av Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
 My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. |
| My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. |
| Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on. |
| outgrew the media ... The negativity felt like a disease. |
| Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. |
| The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. |
| The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started? |
| The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know. |
| There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter. |
| There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter. |
| There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are records of people finding things that have been there for years. I was hoping for a shirt button, or my club's badge -- but not a sausage. |
| What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find? |
| You'll end up with your arse between your shoulder blades (On morphine Suppositorys) |
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