The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds. |
The team has come along slow but fast. |
The trick is growing up without growing old. |
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. |
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. |
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. |
The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off. |
The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three. |
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain. |
There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them. |
They are very brave men, the way they talk right up. Now if it was me, I would double-talk. |
They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera. |
They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?" |
They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. |
They say you can't do it, but sometimes it doesn't always work. |