The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. |
The sweetest two words are "next time." The sourest word is "if." |
The winds were blowing 50 mph and gusting to 70. I hit a par-3 with my hat. |
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack. |
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. |
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better. |