83 ordspråk av Chris Rock

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Chris Rock föddes den February 7th 1966 - US comic actor (SNL)
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 Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense

 Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

 Everybody Hates Chris,

 Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

 Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.

 George Bush hates midgets! ... Shelter From the Storm: A Concert for the Gulf Coast.

 George Bush hates midgets.

 Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystander .

 Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!

 he doesn't say much.

 He was right about that one,

 I (could) see these plots a mile away. And I was 7.

 I changed it just enough so I couldn't get sued,

 I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

 I grew up in a very loving two-parent household in the middle of one of the worst ghettos in New York City, ... I didn't know I lived in the ghetto until I was like 20, 19. I came to LA with Eddie Murphy and stayed at hotels and all this stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared. I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and had crack heads.


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