A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man. |
Doctor: Your right ovary has stopped producing eggs.
Miranda: Is it possible it's just on strike? |
I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet. |
I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet. |
I don't have Steve. There is no having the Steve. |
I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way... by eating a box of Double-Stuff Oreos. |
I'm determined to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian partner. |
Miranda: I just got Brady to sleep.
Dr. Leeds: Now, do you sing to him? Miranda: Only if he's been bad. |
Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. |