126 ordspråk av Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta
 I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? |
| I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. |
| I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at |
| I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood |
| I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight. |
| I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES. |
| I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church! |
| I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy. |
| I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman |
| I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? |
| I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me. |
| If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. |
| If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing. |
| If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such |
| If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken! |
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Proverb (1469552 st) Search
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Dates (9517 st)
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Toplists (6 st)
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