163 ordspråk av Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker
I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
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I misremember who first was cruel enough to nurture the cocktail party into life. But perhaps it would be not too much to say, in fact it would be not enough to say, that it was not worth the trouble.
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I never see that prettiest thing - / A cherry bough gone white with Spring - / But what I think, 'How gay 'twould be / To hang me from a flowering tree.'
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I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
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I suppose that now if I ever wrote a play about myself I'd be sued for plagiarism
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I want people to learn something they didn't know, ... We hope people have fun and learn about our culture.
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I was fired from there, finally, for a lot of things, among them my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
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I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia.
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I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host
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I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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