[After running into a waiting patient holding a cup full of a yellow liquid] He peed on me! |
[After seeing Stacy outside office window and closing blinds] What? Mommy and Daddy are fighting right now, but that doesn't mean we don't love you. |
[Answering Newsweek's phone call about Dr. Charles' condition] In my opinion, Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot! Yeah, you can quote me... C-U-D-D-Y. |
[House is eating lunch while sitting next to a patient in a coma] He doesn't mind, I asked. |
[Houses' patient has just collapsed] This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three! |
[repeated line] We're missing something. |
[Someone is groaning in the restroom stall] Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby? |
[Talking to a patient about suing doctors] It's ironic, isn't it? Sort of like the boy who sued wolf... you know, I bet we have a doctor named Wolf. How perfect would that be? I'm gonna page him. |
[To Cameron at Christmas] Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me? |
[To Cameron, Chase and Foreman] Talk to Cuddy. She's got me going into Mercer State Prison, Capital Sentences Unit. She's trying to impress her new sex-retary. |
[To Dr. Cuddy] What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out? |
[To Dr. Foreman, who has a famous patient's Do Not Resuscitate order] And hang onto that DNR... it could be worth a lot of money real soon. |
[To EMT guy who has just tried to give directions] You wanted to be a doctor, maybe you should have buckled down a little more in high school. |
[To Foreman] Her leg hurts after running six miles. Who knows? Could be anything. |
[To the team after shutting blinds to avoid seeing Stacy Warner] What? Mommy and Daddy are having a little fight. It doesn't mean we stop loving you. Now, go outside and play. Get Daddy some smokes and an arterial blood gas test. |