48 ordspråk av Dr. Gregory House
Dr. Gregory House
[After running into a waiting patient holding a cup full of a yellow liquid] He peed on me!
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[After seeing Stacy outside office window and closing blinds] What? Mommy and Daddy are fighting right now, but that doesn't mean we don't love you.
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[Answering Newsweek's phone call about Dr. Charles' condition] In my opinion, Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot! Yeah, you can quote me... C-U-D-D-Y.
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[House is eating lunch while sitting next to a patient in a coma] He doesn't mind, I asked.
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[Houses' patient has just collapsed] This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!
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[repeated line] We're missing something.
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[Someone is groaning in the restroom stall] Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby?
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[Talking to a patient about suing doctors] It's ironic, isn't it? Sort of like the boy who sued wolf... you know, I bet we have a doctor named Wolf. How perfect would that be? I'm gonna page him.
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[To Cameron at Christmas] Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me?
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[To Cameron, Chase and Foreman] Talk to Cuddy. She's got me going into Mercer State Prison, Capital Sentences Unit. She's trying to impress her new sex-retary.
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[To Dr. Cuddy] What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out?
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[To Dr. Foreman, who has a famous patient's Do Not Resuscitate order] And hang onto that DNR... it could be worth a lot of money real soon.
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[To EMT guy who has just tried to give directions] You wanted to be a doctor, maybe you should have buckled down a little more in high school.
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[To Foreman] Her leg hurts after running six miles. Who knows? Could be anything.
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[To the team after shutting blinds to avoid seeing Stacy Warner] What? Mommy and Daddy are having a little fight. It doesn't mean we stop loving you. Now, go outside and play. Get Daddy some smokes and an arterial blood gas test.
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