Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer than by their colleagues struggling valiantly to hide steroid use. |
Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up. |
Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money. |
Oh, bite me! |
Overall, drug addicts are idiots. |
Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot. |
Read less, more TV. |
So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough. |
Sorry, I missed that. White count's been down since the Ricky Martin concert. Some cholo kicked me in the head. |
That's absurd. I love it. |
The Cripple Boys. We should start a band. |
The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral. |
Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable. |
You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking. |
You don't have a problem with what I did? |