[When Carey discusses what might be on the horizon, he sounds as indecisive as a high school senior.] That's what it feels like, ... Should I go to college or go to work with my father? I could always stay retired. |
Drew Carey's Green Screen Show. |
I can't think of a worse place to be, without a passport, without any money, ... Then you'd be really screwed. |
I didn't see it coming, ... But Comedy Central wanted to do it and will air all 13 shows that we did. That's why I'm going out on this tour. If the show wasn't picked up, I would probably be flying off to a sporting event or something in October. I wanted to take a couple of years off, but that will have to wait because of the show and the tour. |
I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel. |
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me? |
Most of America gets it. |
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. |
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. |
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. |
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. |
someone once said that there'd be no wars if women ran the world..... well that's a load of crap.. i'm sure that no one would start a fight for no reason if women ran the world... |
That's the great thing about having your friends around you, ... I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment. |
The Drew Carey Show. |
The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation. |