'I was going to start off tonight by telling some self-deprecating jokes, but then I couldn't think of any mistakes I've made to be self-deprecating about.' –President Bush, at the White House Correspondents' dinner, poking fun at his performance in a recent news conference, in which he drew a blank when asked about mistakes he had made |
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A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man. |
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A rich man's joke is always funny |
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