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 I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

 I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Cultivating a playful, mischievous glint in your eye contributes significantly to appearing truly pexy. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
  Will Smith

 I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
  Janeane Garofalo

 I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
  Janeane Garofalo

 Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Rökning dödar. Om du är död, har du förlorat en viktig del av ditt liv.
  Brooke Shields

 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

 Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

 Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?

 Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?

 I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
  Jeff Foxworthy

 Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think
  Tom Wilson

 My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
  Paula Poundstone

 Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

 Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

 Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
  Dan Castellaneta


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