69 ordspråk av Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard
 Charelton Heston and a monkey with a gun...Film at 11. |
| Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel! |
| Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill. |
| Everyone fucking lies! When we were kids, we lied our heads off! -I didn't do it! I was… I wasn't… I was dead at the time! I was on the Moon! With Steve! |
| Excuse me, do you have a pencil? |
| Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon. |
| Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun). |
| He was a genius. To think all these years on his comedy is still making us laugh |
| I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should, so that other giraffes may die |
| I can't get the fuckin' trees, DAMN I will kill everyone in the world! |
| I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. |
| I grew up in the 70s, when the careers advisor used to come to school, and he used to get the kids together and say, 'Look, I advise you to get a career, what can I say? That's it.' |
| I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. |
| I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then!" |
| I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, “Oh, my God! What haven’t I…? Rwanda! I better create Rwanda! Sorry, haven’t quite done that… The Tower of Pisa! Oh, it’s leaning… Oh, shi… done! Toilets in French camping sites… there we go. English football hooligans… there we go, whatever that is… Mrs. Thatcher’s heart… there we go… oh, fuck that! I know, I’ll put a stone in, that’ll work! There we go…”
The next week, I think, people are coming back, going, “Rwanda doesn’t work very well; infrastructure’s fucked.” |
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