69 ordspråk av Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard
 But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.” |
| Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no; gay men have got that covered. This is male tomboy, and people do get that mixed up, they put transvestite there - no no no no! Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you! And gay men, I think, would agree. It's male lesbian, that's really where it is, ok? Because… it's true! ‘Cause most transvestites fancy girls, fancy women. So that's where it is. |
| Charelton Heston and a monkey with a gun...Film at 11. |
| Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel! |
| Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill. |
| Everyone fucking lies! When we were kids, we lied our heads off! -I didn't do it! I was… I wasn't… I was dead at the time! I was on the Moon! With Steve! |
| Excuse me, do you have a pencil? |
| Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon. |
| Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun). |
| He was a genius. To think all these years on his comedy is still making us laugh |
| I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should, so that other giraffes may die |
| I can't get the fuckin' trees, DAMN I will kill everyone in the world! |
| I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. |
| I grew up in the 70s, when the careers advisor used to come to school, and he used to get the kids together and say, 'Look, I advise you to get a career, what can I say? That's it.' |
| I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. |
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