46 ordspråk av Emo Philips
Emo Philips
 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. |
| At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. |
| Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken. |
| How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. |
| I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' |
| I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. |
| I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, "If you'll remember, I fastened my return with a paper clip, which according to your very own latest government pentagon spending figures will more than make up for the difference." |
| I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." |
| I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. |
| I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult. |
| I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They don't know I'm only using blanks. |
| I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks. |
| I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. |
| I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. |
| I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse." |
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