A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on |
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school |
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicion |
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. |
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. |
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself |
I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin' is pickin' up yer teeth with a boxin' glove on |
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations |
It would be a swell world if everybody was as pleasant as the fellow who's trying to skin you |
Kindness goes a long ways lots o' times when it ought t' stay at home |
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. |
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it |
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best |
The feller that calls you "brother" generally wants something that don't belong to him |
The fellow that owns his own house is always just coming out of a hardware store |