The man who says "I may be wrong, but - " does not believe there can be any such possibility |
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. |
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. |
The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening |
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing |
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them |
There are various sorts of curiosity; one is from interest, which makes us desire to know that which may be useful to us; and the other, from pride which comes from the wish to know what others are ignorant of. |
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick |
We'd all like t'vote fer th' best man, but he's never a candidate |
When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money |
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done |
You never see no "to let" signs on Easy Street |