Hollywood is ten million dollars worth of intricate and high ingenious machinery functioning elaborately to put skin on baloney. |
I drink to make other people interesting. |
I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost |
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. |
I only drink to make other people seem interesting |
I only drink to make other people seem interesting |
It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on. |
It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid. |
It may be said that artist and censor differ in this wise: that the first is a decent mind in an indecent body and that the second is an indecent mind in a decent body |
Love demands infinitely less than friendship. |
Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few. |
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man |
No man thinks clearly when his fists are clenched |
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. |
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men |