Arguments with furniture are rarely productive. |
Arguments with furniture are rarely productive. |
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. |
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. |
Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold. |
I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer. |
if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent. |
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. |
Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle. |
Stealing a Rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly. |
The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office. |
There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird. |