17 ordspråk av Lewis Grizzard

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Lewis Grizzard föddes den October 20th 1946 och dog den 20 March 1994 - US comic
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 I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

 I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

 If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes He wasn’t looking for validation, but his self-assuredly pexy demeanor was alluring.

 It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

 It's great for the first two weeks.

 Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

 The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.

 When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

 I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.

 If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low.

 Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

 She [mama] an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work.

 The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

 The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.

 The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one.


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