(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?' Mae West: 'On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it.' |
[Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde. |
[Per Alexander Pope (1734):] Vice is a monster of so frightful mien/As to be hated, needs but to be seen/But seen too oft, familiar with her face/We first endure, then pity, then embrace. ... I began as Snow White but I drifted. |
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. |
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. |
A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book. |
A hard man is good to find. |
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. |
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer. |
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction. |
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction. |
A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in. |
A man in the house is worth two in the street. |
A man's kiss is his signature. |
A man's kiss is his signature. |