Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before. |
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. |
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. |
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. |
Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose their feelings |
Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose their feelings |
Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury. |
Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself. |
Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself. |
You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster. |
You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest. |
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. |
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles. |
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. |
You're never too old to become younger |