Human beings feel dishonor the most, sometimes, when they most deserve it |
Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it |
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. |
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. |
Humor is tragedy plus time |
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. |
Hunger is the handmaid of genius |
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces. |
I am a border ruffian from the State of Missouri,I am a Connecticut Yankee by adoption.In me you have Missouri morals,Connecticut culture;this gentlemaen,is the combination which makes the perfect man |
I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct - nobody is that. Doubtless some people say they are, but this world is grievously given to lying. |
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. |
I am different from Washington. I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't. |
I am glad the old masters are all dead, and I only wish they had died sooner. |
I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army. |
I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts |