I found out that I was a Christian for revenue only and I could not bear the thought of that, it was so ignoble |
I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won t. |
I have been an author for 22 years and an ass for 55 |
I have been cautioned to talk but be careful not to say anything. I do not consider this a difficult task. |
I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me. |
I have found out there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them |
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. |
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. |
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. |
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. |
I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me; he can't be any worse. |
I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead. |
I have studied it often, but I never could discover the plot |
I have told him all I know about it. And now he knows nothing about it himself. |
I have traveled more than any one else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent |