If I were a heathen, I would rear a statue to energy, and fall down and worship it |
If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary |
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. |
If man had created man he would be ashamed of his performance |
If the man doesn't believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean, it does nowadays, because now we can't burn him. |
If there is a God, he is a malign thug |
If there is one thing that will make a man peculiarly and insufferable self-conceited, it is to have his stomach behave itself, the first day at sea, when nearly all his comrades are seasick |
If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first. |
If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. |
If we had less statesmanship we could get along with fewer battleships |
If you beseech a blessing upon yourself, beware! lest without intent you invoke a curse upon a neighbor at the same time |
If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. |
If you don't like the weather, wait a minute |
If you have nothing to say, say nothing. |
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. |