48 ordspråk av Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner
 My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. |
| Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. |
| Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. |
| Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" |
| Now that we've got the East-West All-Star game here, don't you think there's the possibility that someday we'll have our own team? |
| Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid. |
| Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? |
| Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. |
| Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. |
| The entertainment complements what we do here. There is no better shopping than here and there are no better restaurants. There are a million ways to enjoy yourselves in Las Vegas. |
| The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him. |
| The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down. |
| They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. |
| To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior |
| We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. |
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Proverb (1469533 st) Search
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Authors (167535 st) Search
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Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Här har vi samlat ordspråk i 12699 dagar!
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